Thursday, April 2, 2009

For The Fans; A Gift

Dear April,

Thank you so much for the early Christmas gift! I love it and will expect it to bring many more good things!

Today the cheap ass fucking team known as the Chicago Bears went out and got what they wanted, just like that...The Bears Quarterback problems are officially over! Nine teams were looking at Denver Broncos Quarterback Jay Cutler and we got him and a 5th round draft pick. For a ’09 1st round pick, a ’09 3rd round pick, a 2010 1st round pick and our starting Quarterback Kyle Orton (that guy with that beard).

Yes, Orton was a good player but Cutler is a young Favre! This kid is amazing! He threw for over 4,000 yards (franchise record…better than Elway?!) last year and is a Pro Bowl QB! He is now the face of our franchise! With this I think that we win the division already!

Love,
A Fan

PS
Was Orlando Pace a New Years gift?

5 comments:

  1. YES! Unstoppable.

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  2. With a bit more work, I think we can make some things happen!

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  3. This is relevant to my interests

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  4. Then comment sir! What do you think?

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  5. I agree, photos need to happen in April. Oh yeah, and football is pretty cool too. Chicago fans are terminally hopeful.

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