Friday, April 24, 2009

Some Teams Find A Way To Win...And Then There’s The Detroit Lions

Finally after several years of abuse from owners, other teams, and even their own fans the Detroit Lions have done something...No, they have not signed Georgia’s Matthew Stafford yet. No, Barry Sanders did not some out of retirement to carry his former team to victory. No, they still have not won a game in over a season. Are you ready for this one?

They got a new logo . . . (cricket sounds) . . .

Okay so maybe they need to spend a little bit more time locking down the great one from Georgia and a little bit less time on the aesthetics of their organization’s logo. This is one of those things that could help a team with their confidence. This new logo must be something fierce, something that could scare players when looking down on the 50 yard line, something...Wait...Have you seen the logo? It looks like the owner had an intern sit down with one of those white paint pens and make a mouth and a few extra lines.

It’s like I could hear the conversation . . . “Yeah there should be a mouth, and teeth we need teeth and I think there should be an eye and can we make him look 3D?”

Congratulations Detroit Lions, this new “intimidating” logo has bought you two wins this year...and a tie!

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