At 12:34:56 this afternoon it was 12:34:56 07/08/09! Once every 100 years! The way the news hyped it I thought the world was going to end or something...As that time got closer I felt an odd feeling. I started to get nervous. I gave my family a hug, told them I loved them, and made sure to tweet one last time. Then the time hit...And I sneezed.
In other news. Chad Johnson from the Cincinnati Bengals made a comment about how he was going to tweet during games. Not only at half time but during the damn game. First off, he can get a hug fine for doing that. Second, what if his dumb ass says something about a plan for the game that he should not talk about. This is all just a publicity stunt to get more followers. If I were all of you tweeters out there I would not follow him, I would actually remove him, block him if you can, even better drive to his house, put a glove on, take a shit in your hand, ring his bell, run about 20 feet away, and when he answers throw the football looking poop at him and say, "catch this ass wipe!" From there you will film him doing his new endzone dance called, "I get the shit I deserve!"
Alright, I wanted to write more but for some reason that took a lot out of me.
Peace!
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Shit, how did i not realize the importance of today...oh well.
ReplyDeleteMan i thought some big shit was gonna go down i this post, YOU NEVER me in fb notes about blogging. I was expecting something about a meteor approaching or an assassination or at least McDonald's coming out with a new burger.
But thanks for tagging me.
Bahahahaha! New burger! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI like the typo about "huge fine". you said "hug fine" which sounds quite pleasant. I want a hug fine right now!
ReplyDeleteAww shit...
ReplyDeleteHug me! Lovely.
ReplyDeleteI laughed.
i cant tell you how much i laughed right now.
ReplyDeleteThe next time i sneeze ill think of this and laugh.