"I'll Sing The Glory Of The Gospel For Some Whiskey And A Skin Flick."

So this company called me in for an interview today.

The boss walks in and greets me with a hug...Yep, a hug. I knew the shit already hit the fan with that action to start with.

I sat down and this Pastor walks in. At this point I am having a panic attack of confusion. He asks me, "do you know Jesus?" This confirmed that the shit has in fact hit the fan, so I want to have fun with these people now! I reply, "I don't know him personally, but you know...Who really does?"

The boss asks, "what wakes you up in the morning?" I have been waiting years to answer this question! I reply back, "my alarm clock and my willingness to succeed in life!"

They start asking me about what I like and I tell them that I am a fan of music like any other person in the world. They ask, "what kind of music do you like?" I look at them for a second and then say, "Death Metal." They both cough and the interview continues...

They then start talking about their company and how last month Jesus came and shook the entire building...During this I was trying to think of some sort of earthquake that I looked over last month. I said, "oh my god...What happened?" They replied with, "Jesus came and got rid of the people in this company that shouldn't have been here." I reply with, "kind of like a reverse rapture." They were not to happy about that one. Think about though...These people most likely got together and fired all of the non believers.

Oddly enough they liked me and want to offer me a job sometime next week. When they call I will tell them that I do not want to go to church for 40 hours a week.