I just went to the Art Institute in Chicago and I took an HDR Photo!Friday, May 29, 2009
Conan O'Brien Ruins Sports
Check it out...Thanks NBC for all of the rushing.
http://deadspin.com/5271933/how-conan-obrien-ruined-the-stanley-cup-finals
http://deadspin.com/5271933/how-conan-obrien-ruined-the-stanley-cup-finals
Thursday, May 28, 2009
What JohnO's Dad Said VII (Last)
*During a news report about the Euro.*
JohnO's Dad: "I will take the gyro any day as long as it has sauce and onions!"
JohnO's Dad: "I will take the gyro any day as long as it has sauce and onions!"
Monday, May 25, 2009
Make Cellular Love To Me
I have wanted the HTC Touch Pro for some time now, but this changes everything! I just need to make it another year or so, then Android will rule the world, or at least the phone world!
http://gizmodo.com/5268412/att-first-android-phone-htc-lancaster-leaked
http://gizmodo.com/5268412/att-first-android-phone-htc-lancaster-leaked
Friday, May 22, 2009
"I'll Sing The Glory Of The Gospel For Some Whiskey And A Skin Flick."
So this company called me in for an interview today.
The boss walks in and greets me with a hug...Yep, a hug. I knew the shit already hit the fan with that action to start with.
I sat down and this Pastor walks in. At this point I am having a panic attack of confusion. He asks me, "do you know Jesus?" This confirmed that the shit has in fact hit the fan, so I want to have fun with these people now! I reply, "I don't know him personally, but you know...Who really does?"
The boss asks, "what wakes you up in the morning?" I have been waiting years to answer this question! I reply back, "my alarm clock and my willingness to succeed in life!"
They start asking me about what I like and I tell them that I am a fan of music like any other person in the world. They ask, "what kind of music do you like?" I look at them for a second and then say, "Death Metal." They both cough and the interview continues...
They then start talking about their company and how last month Jesus came and shook the entire building...During this I was trying to think of some sort of earthquake that I looked over last month. I said, "oh my god...What happened?" They replied with, "Jesus came and got rid of the people in this company that shouldn't have been here." I reply with, "kind of like a reverse rapture." They were not to happy about that one. Think about though...These people most likely got together and fired all of the non believers.
Oddly enough they liked me and want to offer me a job sometime next week. When they call I will tell them that I do not want to go to church for 40 hours a week.
The boss walks in and greets me with a hug...Yep, a hug. I knew the shit already hit the fan with that action to start with.
I sat down and this Pastor walks in. At this point I am having a panic attack of confusion. He asks me, "do you know Jesus?" This confirmed that the shit has in fact hit the fan, so I want to have fun with these people now! I reply, "I don't know him personally, but you know...Who really does?"
The boss asks, "what wakes you up in the morning?" I have been waiting years to answer this question! I reply back, "my alarm clock and my willingness to succeed in life!"
They start asking me about what I like and I tell them that I am a fan of music like any other person in the world. They ask, "what kind of music do you like?" I look at them for a second and then say, "Death Metal." They both cough and the interview continues...
They then start talking about their company and how last month Jesus came and shook the entire building...During this I was trying to think of some sort of earthquake that I looked over last month. I said, "oh my god...What happened?" They replied with, "Jesus came and got rid of the people in this company that shouldn't have been here." I reply with, "kind of like a reverse rapture." They were not to happy about that one. Think about though...These people most likely got together and fired all of the non believers.
Oddly enough they liked me and want to offer me a job sometime next week. When they call I will tell them that I do not want to go to church for 40 hours a week.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
My Better HDR Photos
I am bored and wanted to post some of the better HDRs that I have done...
Also the photo of the Orchid under my blog title is mine as well!
The Waterfalls Palos, Illinois!
Urbana, Illinois In Autumn! 
CRCE Urbana, Illinois!
Chicago River!
Altgeld Hall University Of Illinois Urbana-Champaign! Monday, May 18, 2009
What JohnO's Dad Said VI
JohnO's Dad: "Wipe your ass with your left hand and then see if your shorts are clean."
Let's Talk About The Universe (LOST And Fringe)
***(SPOILERS) if you are not caught up on LOST***
Last week was the season finale for LOST! First off, I just want to state that this was the best season of the show that I have seen yet! There were several intimate story plots for each character and the planning to tie everything together is getting so complicated it is interesting to see how things turn out.
My current thoughts:
-That they are all on a constant loop and someone from home, who got away the first time (Walt) needs to do something to reset everything.
Watch outs:
-I read an article about Walt, Michael's son on the show. It said that he plays an important part in the ending of the show.
-There are also rumors about LOST: The Movie...
-The tag line for next season is "destiny finds them." Interesting how they do not find destiny.
-Pay attention to the number 42...
-"Live together, die alone."
Questions:
-What's with the Polar Bears?
-What's in Hugo's guitar case?
-Why is Richard still alive?
-Jacob?
-What's the deal with Aaron?
Fun:
-Please try to research everything about this show. Most of the character names mean something, are from the past, or are anagrams. Look at the books they read on the show. Also check out some of the other things that J. J. Abrams has done. He hides ideas and reuses characters in other things...And finally, pay attention to the VIRAL MARKETING!!!
Universe:
-This show is strictly about time travel focusing on going back and forth to redirect the past, present, and the future. It will be interesting to see how they incorporate destiny into the ideas that they currently use. I could see this show eliminating the idea of free will...At the same time twisting what we know about free will and destiny to breed some new hybrid idea of free will and destiny.
***(SPOILERS) if you are not caught up on Fringe***
It is hard to say where this show is going to end up...It has just completed its first season. Fringe is actually a more interesting show in the fact that it feels more real. LOST deals with this great island, numerous unanswered questions, and the show drags the viewer along on this ride while we all try and figure more out about this show. Whereas Fringe lets the viewer use these theories to open their minds more about life over the show. I am not going to say too much about Fringe because I know that most of you do not watch it...
Interesting:
-We learn that one of the main characters has been dead for the past 24 years. That means there was some parallel universe travel by one of the other characters so that they could all live together. This theme shows itself early on as some of the characters do not remember things from the past (because they are new to this universe and their new past choices they are not sure about).
-Fringe and LOST both have the same important filtered character.
-This is the first show to play with the idea of time/universe in relation to the World Trade Center.
-One of the surprise characters this show was searching for through the entire season is from the original Star Trek; J. J. and his self promoting...
Universe:
This show plays with time travel along to other parallel universes. LOST uses the time travel to cover large gaps in time, while Fringe covers smaller gaps, or just traveling to a different universe on the same time stamp as us. Think of life as a large branch. One straight line at first but then there is a choice to be made. You go to work, but in another universe on our time you do not go to work and both lives keep living on and more choices are made. That is where Deja Vu comes into play. Deja Vu is a look into the path that we did not take.
I hope this is all not too confusing. Give me a call and we can share a beer and talk about the universe!
Last week was the season finale for LOST! First off, I just want to state that this was the best season of the show that I have seen yet! There were several intimate story plots for each character and the planning to tie everything together is getting so complicated it is interesting to see how things turn out.
My current thoughts:
-That they are all on a constant loop and someone from home, who got away the first time (Walt) needs to do something to reset everything.
Watch outs:
-I read an article about Walt, Michael's son on the show. It said that he plays an important part in the ending of the show.
-There are also rumors about LOST: The Movie...
-The tag line for next season is "destiny finds them." Interesting how they do not find destiny.
-Pay attention to the number 42...
-"Live together, die alone."
Questions:
-What's with the Polar Bears?
-What's in Hugo's guitar case?
-Why is Richard still alive?
-Jacob?
-What's the deal with Aaron?
Fun:
-Please try to research everything about this show. Most of the character names mean something, are from the past, or are anagrams. Look at the books they read on the show. Also check out some of the other things that J. J. Abrams has done. He hides ideas and reuses characters in other things...And finally, pay attention to the VIRAL MARKETING!!!
Universe:
-This show is strictly about time travel focusing on going back and forth to redirect the past, present, and the future. It will be interesting to see how they incorporate destiny into the ideas that they currently use. I could see this show eliminating the idea of free will...At the same time twisting what we know about free will and destiny to breed some new hybrid idea of free will and destiny.
***(SPOILERS) if you are not caught up on Fringe***
It is hard to say where this show is going to end up...It has just completed its first season. Fringe is actually a more interesting show in the fact that it feels more real. LOST deals with this great island, numerous unanswered questions, and the show drags the viewer along on this ride while we all try and figure more out about this show. Whereas Fringe lets the viewer use these theories to open their minds more about life over the show. I am not going to say too much about Fringe because I know that most of you do not watch it...
Interesting:
-We learn that one of the main characters has been dead for the past 24 years. That means there was some parallel universe travel by one of the other characters so that they could all live together. This theme shows itself early on as some of the characters do not remember things from the past (because they are new to this universe and their new past choices they are not sure about).
-Fringe and LOST both have the same important filtered character.
-This is the first show to play with the idea of time/universe in relation to the World Trade Center.
-One of the surprise characters this show was searching for through the entire season is from the original Star Trek; J. J. and his self promoting...
Universe:
This show plays with time travel along to other parallel universes. LOST uses the time travel to cover large gaps in time, while Fringe covers smaller gaps, or just traveling to a different universe on the same time stamp as us. Think of life as a large branch. One straight line at first but then there is a choice to be made. You go to work, but in another universe on our time you do not go to work and both lives keep living on and more choices are made. That is where Deja Vu comes into play. Deja Vu is a look into the path that we did not take.
I hope this is all not too confusing. Give me a call and we can share a beer and talk about the universe!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
A Possible Epic Canada FAIL
This Monday night in Chicago, Illinois the Chicago Blackhawks will play a very important game six against the Vancouver Canucks. The Blackhawks are winning the series 3-2 and have a clear momentum swing in their favor.
*This just in...The entire country of Canada is against the city of Chicago.*
The Blackhawks beat the Calgary Flames in the last series, the Boston Bruins beat the Montreal Canadiens in the last series, and possibly facing elimination on Monday all Canada has left is watching Chicago knock out the last remaining team from Canada; Vancouver.
*This just in...The entire country of Canada is against the city of Chicago.*
The Blackhawks beat the Calgary Flames in the last series, the Boston Bruins beat the Montreal Canadiens in the last series, and possibly facing elimination on Monday all Canada has left is watching Chicago knock out the last remaining team from Canada; Vancouver.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, And Tits
McKay Hatch is trying to change the nation one asshole at a time. He is the child that started the No Cussing Club. Fox (slow news day) news reported that he wants to try to pass a cussing law for the entire nation. This kid needs to sit down, have a beer, and listen to some George Carlin! Lolz!!!
http://www.nocussing.com/aboutncc.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFmRypAYz_E
http://www.nocussing.com/aboutncc.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFmRypAYz_E
For The Love Of God Not Again
http://www.espn.com/ reports that Brett Favre is thinking about coming back to the NFL. Even worse, back to the NFC North; the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikes are having Favre visit as they woo/wine and dine him into their team.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4142857
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4142857
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